A collection of my search engine hits. Not for this site, but for my homesite. Interesting none-the-less.
bully in the toilet bowl - Best place for 'em, I say. ;-)
bum bum bum bum nicky nacky noo - Yaha. Jonathan likes bums. :-) And he likes Nicky Nacky Noo. :-)
ugly prostitute - Because that's really worth the £100 an hour or whatever the rate is. Wouldn't you wanna do it with a goodlooking one?
being pregnant is rubbish - Okay then, I'll take your word for it...
cut wrists seriousness - Yes, I'd imagine so.
crush wellies - That'd be interesting to see, ne?
how do i slit my wrists - Ask a pro, not me, K? Surely it's obvious?
bully "let go" - Giving them your lunch money is an easier way rather than a demand of "let go", surely?
put bully in the toilet bowl - Let's see if they'll jump in willingly, eh?
someone lifted my skirt - Someone lifted mine too, but you don't see me searching all over Google or whatever to find other people.
how to play ouija board with just a glass - And nothing more? How will it spell out messages?
help i just cheated on my boyfriend - Go to a counsellor then, ok?
i like smelling my finger when i jerk off - That's uh... good to know.
free nasty stories - Coz you just wouldn't want to pay for them.
worried expressions - OK. What exactly you were looking for I have no idea...
losing weight with bars behind the ear - OK. I'll call some nice men to give you a lift to some free accommodation. Pretty good too, the walls are nice and soft.
"i want to die" -dont -sex - You want to be a virgin in the afterlife?
cool brown wicker chair - Yeah baby, cool.
coma years sleep and woke up - At least they found what they were looking for...
ripped trousers too fat - Yes, I know. I've done that many a time (Helen will vouch... heh)
school girls bent over - Because they're so naughty. O-Kay.
mmmmm nice muffins - Mmmmmm aren't they just?