Quotes
"You're cool, you know that?" ~Helen
"We're charming men, and we're going to charm the socks off you." ~Mr Herbert (my english teacher)
"I don't want to go to Turkey... There are lots of pervs and earthquakes and things." ~Marisa
"You do know that if you don't write for the full 45 minutes, your life will be ruined?" ~Mr Herbert (again)
"Pandas aren't bears, they're possums." ~Helen (again)
"It is just a numble." ~Mrs Kirk (my maths teacher)
"I want a Mr X!" ~Liz
"I'm not sure where my watch is." ~Mr Harris (my history teacher)
"It's on your wrist." ~Laura B
"Keith's cheesy, not cute." ~GF (my ex-boyfriend)
"You've put that flaming '2' back again!" ~Mrs Kirk
"When you are given the 'E's, you must be very happy!" ~Dr Bit-David (Ecstatic, in fact!)
"You have made some very basic and difficult errors." ~Mrs Mount (my history teacher)
"I hate money. Money sucks. But I want more of it!" ~GF
"What does this say here? Pubic lice?" ~Laura F
"Public Life!" ~Carly, Krissie, Emma.
"I'd better move the chair before my feet get stabbed to death!" ~Mrs Kirk
"Fingers crossed, the technician's taken my liver out." ~Elaine
"Every time you have a child, you have to have a baby." ~Helen (yet again)
"Wait til you pull mine out - it'll crumble!" ~Verity
"Remember the proof of the what-not" ~Mrs Kirk
"This is where you could say that Hitler is almost unque..." ~Mr Harris
"If there's some place where characters [for stories] wait to be created, they're probably praying.. Please don't let me be created by Nicola Brown.." ~Helen
"I reckon if Mr Ventham took of his glasses, he'd be Superman or something..." ~Donna
"I want to be a butterfly because they're nice and fluffy!" ~Johannes
"He [Ernst Roehm] was in bed with his homosexual friends when he was arrested." ~Mrs Mount
"Next time I come down, I'll grow my hair long and chop my legs off." ~Jonathan
"I don't like boys... they don't have pretty clothes and shiny buckle shoes..." ~Marisa
"Mrs Kirk, I'm on 2B.." ~Becca
"Or not 2B..." ~Mrs Kirk
"You've impaled my sperm!" ~Helen
"You can't go around looking flash in a fitted kitchen..." ~Ricci
"He's [Izzy, my cat] the Joe Pasquale of the cat world.." ~Jonathan
"I want a gingerbread elephant when I grow up!" Nick Denny
"It would be good to walk into a room with a piano and pick it up and play it." ~Jonathan
"He's very cute [her brother].. he looks like a goat! He's a very intelligent little goat." ~Marisa
"He's obviously got castration fear, and you've obviously got penis-envy." ~Helen, about Jonathan and I sitting on cannons, and what Freud would have to say about it.
"You'll have to attatch it [the Isle of Wight, to Britain] with a piece of string!" ~Jonathan
"I bet you're a secret spammer" ~Jonathan
"You know he's blind when he's driving..." ~Mum
"I'm not a lady who stands around on street corners." ~Mrs Gallagher
"XL... Xtra Large." ~Me
"Yep, that's me!" ~Jonathan
"I think we should all take a year out, have a baby, and take advantage of the nursery facilities at Reading." ~Emma Ankin
"Not only do you cough yourself to death, but you have a runny nose too!" ~Mrs Mount
"Sanjay, who ARE you sitting on?" ~Mr White (my form tutor)
"You can have Jonathan... he's more suited to you than I am." ~Helen
"Mr Ventham has sometimes made gloomy noises about you as a group..." ~Mr Herbert
"Mr Herbert's leaving at the end of the year." ~Laura Farrell
"I blame Dan." ~Dean Thistle
"I'm sorry, Ricci - you're going down!" ~Helen
"I'm just not going to say anything ever again. *two second pause* Boy, it's hot." ~Ricci
"And then I'll walk into a lamppost and kill myself." ~Ricci (again!)
"Stop trying to pluck me!" ~Jonathan
That's all for now, I will be updating as and when I collect more quotes.. ;-)
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