Teeheehee

Yes, I got this from Helen and thought it was very amusing... so here's my Eeeeevil Plan!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to choke on their food, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

Muahahahahaaa. Very funny. Oh yes indeed. Aaah! Especially since I already have one computer programmer who hastens to do my every bidding... well, sort of. ;-)